I am single. Why? You want a stock answer, the jokey or the "seriously I can take up a whole day talk you through my epic love story" kind? Here’s one stock answer to the questioned singlehood inevitably followed by the compliment "What a waste, you're so pretty". Uh, thank you. I am! People assume I am taken!
Funny, too, that it smells like bagoong (anchovy paste) cooking (except for Swift’s, I think). Now why is that? And what's with the cheesy ads? That's my beef!